Slop Quest 49: Tiny Man

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

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5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest O’Neill is furious that people believed aliens did cattle mutilations. Then Andrew is equally furious when identical twins are not revealed and the boys write a Randy Newman song about it. O’Neill thinks it is a million dollar idea. Then they talk about how to use 700 lb kids to protect classrooms. Then Andy introduces Ryan to the Alternate History subreddit and it makes him very sad. Then Aaron has an unbelievable theatrical experience. And Ryan explains his crashing of his old school’s graduation.

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0:00.0	Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Welcome to Slop Quest, everybody. A podcast with Ryan O'Neill and Andrew DeWitt.
0:14.3	It's a comedy podcast.
0:16.7	Can you believe it?
0:17.6	Sometimes people aren't sure.
0:19.6	They go, are these guys telling the truth?
0:21.2	They go, I need you to talk about political horseshit.
0:26.2	Wait, what?
0:27.0	We don't.
0:28.0	It's the political horseshid half hour.
0:29.6	Oh yeah, we do, that's more like 30 seconds.
0:32.4	Yeah, it is.
0:34.0	Have you been watching Unsolved Mysteries?
0:36.0	I know.
0:37.0	How would I be watching that?
0:38.0	It's on fucking Netflix has it.
0:41.0	Have you watched it?
0:42.0	I tried to watch the one about the mothman.
0:47.0	Yeah, dude.
0:48.0	And I turned it off.
0:49.0	It's so bad.
0:50.0	It just goes.
0:51.0	All it is is interviews people go, I saw them a tree.
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