Slop Quest: 47: A Little P. Diddy About…

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest O’Neill is frantic to get all the facts about Diddy’s sex parties and he’s full of plenty of “I Told You So’s”. Then Andy and Ryan come up with a way to get away with nearly anything legally. Then O’Neill blows Andy’s mind when he tells him there’s buttfuckin’ at the rub and tug. Then there’s some pilot talk. Then they come up with a new business idea of hunting down short make celebrities and spanking them. Then they come up with a fool proof way to cheat on someone that falls apart completely under the tiniest scrutiny. Then it’s time to vote on the Toy Hall of Fame. Then the boys remember the late great Eric Hites.

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0:00.0	Oh man, we're back. We are back. We are back. How's it going?
0:08.0	It's going brother. I mean, there's a lot going on in the world today.
0:14.0	Welcome to Slop Quest everybody.
0:16.0	My name is Andrew DeWitt.
0:18.0	This is Ryan O'Neill.
0:19.0	Yes.
0:20.0	If you like the slop that you hear, head to patreon dot com slash slop quest you may have seen
0:25.7	me at the tomb of the unknown soldier is that true were you taking pictures yeah I like
0:30.5	to go there a few times I'm on Were you investigating, trying to figure who was?
0:33.6	Yeah, has anybody ever done a thorough investigation?
0:37.6	Yeah, it was Professor Plum with the candlestick.
0:41.5	Sure, it wasn't the old man at the... the candlestick.
0:46.0	Sure, it wasn't the old man at the carnival. It could have been.
0:47.0	You damn kids.
0:49.0	Uh, what's dude?
0:51.0	This is breaking.
0:52.0	P. Diddy? Yeah. It is breaking.
0:52.6	P Diddy?
0:53.3	Yeah, it is crazy.
0:55.0	How much do you know about it?
0:56.8	I know everything.
0:57.8	I've been talking about it for years.
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