Slop Quest 46: In The Belly Of The Whale

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy tries to buy O’Neill some fake Christmas skis. Then he gets shamed for wanting to go short skiing. There’s some ball eating parrot talk. Then they talk about having a clear room for priests so they’re not up to no good. Aaron’s confessional priest had Cheeto’s breath. O’Neill refuses communion because of ocd then he humble brags about how much ass he could kick in Hell. Then Andy gets political about American blow jobs while O’Neill talks about trying to make VooDoo the new mainstream religion. Andrew gets tricked by a Hare Krishna and then by a ninjutsu master. Then RFK beheads a whale and O’Neill loses his mind about it.

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0:00.0	Oh, hey, all right.
0:05.0	All right, welcome to Slop Quest, uh, the slopiest, uh, I don't know go ahead you started
0:15.2	okay that was Ryan O'Neill my name is Andrew DeWitt welcome to Slop Quest
0:19.2	where we find the sloppiest news and we're on a quest for those views.
0:23.3	Also we are your number one podcast for new class action lawsuits.
0:28.2	We are.
0:28.9	Get in on these.
0:30.1	What we focus on.
0:31.3	Get in on these. All right? If you like what you hear, if you like the sloppiness and want to keep it near, go over to patreon.com
0:40.5	slash slopquest. That's right. And don't forget, ladies and gentlemen, forget investing
0:46.7	in the stock market, forget index funds, class action lawsuits, that is where the real
0:50.9	money is. It is. I'm getting text updates about a class action lawsuit now.
0:55.0	I'm the dumbest kid in the world.
0:57.0	I've never gotten the Boy Scouts.
0:58.0	I had these fucking sexy little outfits I used to wear.
1:02.0	Yeah, I'd be with your DSL's and that ass.
1:05.0	Dude, I had torn it apart.
1:07.0	But I was six, I had these d'sles.
1:09.0	I was born real young with DSL.
1:11.0	This guy's always like, we gotta keep it clean
1:14.0	for the first 30 seconds or so.
1:16.1	They demonotizes every fucking episode.
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