Slop Quest 45: Cats and Dogs

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

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5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Ryan gets run off the road and tries cat meat for breakfast. Big Earl dances in a cage with pee pee stains on his undies. Andrew remembers the time he drank 18 Hornsby’ s Hard Apple Ciders and later having to go to campus alcohol counseling. Ryan wants to build and Android body guard. Then they talk about banging in the Peace Corps and how to make the most of it. Then fans leave Amazon reviews mentioning Slop Quest and they are 100% pure gold.

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0:00.0	Oh, okay. It's on the right side. Okay.
0:04.0	Woo!
0:05.0	Welcome to Slop Quest.
0:10.0	Yeah.
0:11.0	What's going on, dude? We're joined with Ryan O'Neill. My name is Andrew
0:15.7	to win. And if you like what you hear and all the slop fixes you can head over to
0:20.0	Patreon.com slash slop quest. It's it was a rough morning for me. Patreon Do you know how long it took me to catch my neighbor's cat?
0:32.8	No, I'm into this now.
0:35.1	I really, I didn't know, but it is a good cuisine.
0:39.2	Yeah, I heard that has a lot of omega.
0:41.8	Omega-3s and fatty acids. And a lot of, unfortunately, a lot of a mega a mega three's and fatty acids and a lot of unfortunately a lot of
0:45.0	omega sixes a lot of toxoplasmosis yeah yeah me did you make kitten
0:51.6	nuggets or what did you do?
0:52.8	Oh no I'm gonna well I'm making a cat bone broth with the bones and then
0:58.2	I just made short ribs up your fucking apartment cat short ribs and cat bone broth.
1:05.0	I thought you said it was breakfast.
1:07.0	Gattos Frenchros.
1:08.0	Oh, that's true.
1:10.0	But yeah, so there's a lot of cats in my area. So I'm going to be eating good for a while.
1:18.0	Eating good in the neighborhood cat back.
1:21.0	Yeah.
1:22.0	Catilbees. cat back. Yeah. Cattle bees.
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