Slop Quest 42: Secret Service Outhouse

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest We open with the Secret Service taking a dump in Ryan’s apartment. Then he freaks out about having to help a president or vice president take a dump outside as a secret service agent. The O’Neill rewatches the Police Academy kids’ cartoon and they talk about other rated R movie properties that got turned into children’s shows.

Then they go through the staggering amount of Police Academy productions that came out in a row. O’Neill’s buddy ends up on Porter County Cops a localized version of “Cops”. Then Andy finds a hilarious medical device on Amazon that is so horribly translated that they can help but read all the instructions. Then they talk about idiotic bank robbing strategies.

Andy’s friend can’t drive stick and has a panic attack on the highway driving a muscle car. Then our good pal Tracy finds a “Psychic Defense” class and the gang goes crazy!

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0:00.0	Yeah, buddy. Let me hit that beautiful bean thing here. Whoa, what's that? Alarms? Yeah, it is an alarm. It's an alarm that we need by the way.
0:09.2	Nice. For a birthday shout out to one of the Slinkley brothers.
0:14.0	Dude handle it at the top of the show.
0:16.0	Let's just go ahead and do this.
0:18.0	That's O.G. man, that shit's real old school.
0:21.0	It is O.G.
0:22.0	The Slinkley brothers have been following us since
0:23.9	B.C. USA. They're one of the first they were the first people to write in. I think
0:28.5	those were the guys that did the Andrew the Cocksmith art where you might be right I was a blacksmith making a pussy out of duct tape
0:36.4	Well demonetized
0:37.7	Dude all all our videos now are all right off the bat are all limited.
0:45.0	I love it.
0:47.0	I did not mean to.
0:48.0	That means we're not going to make $3.
0:50.0	I'll take the $3.
0:52.0	I should shut the fuck up so that we can make that three
0:54.6	dollars at the beginning. Dude I had the weirdest experience this weekend.
0:58.4	What was I came home and like I my door was unlocked so I went in there and then I was fucking looking in my bathroom
1:08.1	door was closed and so I knocked on it and someone goes occupied and I go what the fuck and there was a
1:14.6	secret service they broke it into my house and they're taking a dump on my
1:18.6	toilet just like when they did at the thing yeah they're doing it everywhere now they don't even care they love it
1:24.3	They're just drive down the street and they'll be like oh I got take a dump lose just go into someone's house
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