5 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 9 September 2024
⏱️ 62 minutes
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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest The show opens with Ryan chastising Andy for being distracted, then shows him a spider bite that hasn’t healed and may be giving him powers. Then Ryan contemplates performing self surgery to open his spider wound and see what’s inside. Then Ryan has an idea to help people that Andy find extremely questionable. The boys then break down Bill Gates’ insane insistence that he be allowed to keep hanging out with Epstein. Andy finds a family that gets poisoned by AI. Then Andy takes the lion’s share of an emotional damages court finding over O’Neill’s death then he stumps Ryan with a Shakespeare quote. There’s some race car belt talk that leads to belt business ideas. Ryan tries to do a dental cleaning on Andy with no gloves. Then they talk about how to keep tricking their wives into finding them attractive. And finally, Big Earl misses the Big Game.
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0:00.0 | Engage. |
0:01.0 | Is there the people in the rise? |
0:04.0 | Hey, welcome to Slopquest everybody. |
0:06.1 | My name is Andrew DeWitt. |
0:07.3 | I'm joined here with Ryan O'Neill. |
0:09.4 | Hey guys. |
0:10.5 | We're two guys who love to laugh. |
0:13.0 | We got Aaron on the board. |
0:16.0 | He likes it too. |
0:17.0 | I do. |
0:18.0 | Who, what, uh... |
0:20.0 | You son of a bitch. |
0:21.0 | What candidate is running on a platform? We got Aaron on the board. |
0:24.3 | I'm kidding. There we go. What a fucking shit show. We get it. |
0:30.4 | Play the first 30 seconds over. We have, remember we did that? |
0:35.0 | I know. |
0:36.0 | We were playing ourselves listening to the show, listening to the show, |
0:38.0 | listening to the show, listening to the show. |
0:39.0 | Yeah. |
0:40.0 | It's one of the craziest things I've ever listened to. |
0:42.0 | My wife says this is unlistenable. one of the craziest things I've ever listened to. |
0:42.5 | My wife says this is unlistenable. |
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