Slop Quest 41: Looking for Mr. Bang Bus

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest We open with a sleep deprived DeWitt and O’Neill insists he’s on cocaine. We go on an audio tour of Big Earl’s neighborhood. Then we write an amazing love story starring O’Neill and a homeless lady. Then the boys find out that their movies are being titty censored by advertiser friendly big tech. Andy talks about Logitech floating the idea of monthly computer mouse . Then Andy and O’Neill can’t stop seeing horrific Twitter racism , Faces of Death style nightmares and porno spam bots in their feeds. Then they start fake rumors about politicians and they try to find the Bang Bus.

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0:00.0	All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show.
0:04.0	All right, ladies and gentlemen,
0:10.0	welcome to the show. We're here.
0:11.0	I'm your host Ryan O'NeillNeil and this is my co-host and
0:15.2	a co-coked out Andrew DeWitt and I don't do cocaine anymore
0:19.1	exactly what someone who does cocaine would say.
0:22.0	I'm not a co- county under the wit, dude.
0:25.0	You said you haven't been sleeping at all.
0:28.0	Yeah, so.
0:29.0	And you've been up all night to put jumps.
0:32.0	And then you go, I'm high on Coke.
0:34.8	I didn't say, okay.
0:36.6	I would love to see, here's a deal.
0:38.8	I would love to see you get back into the game.
0:41.4	The Coke game?
0:42.3	Yeah, it used to be a Coke head. I used to like it. Yeah.
0:45.2	I used to love it. That's true. I don't think there's any very. You just liked Coke.
0:50.3	It's okay. If it's there, I'm too fat to do coke all the time.
0:55.0	Dude, that's it's the Chris Farley myth.
0:58.0	That's what he died of.
1:00.0	That's a myth though.
1:02.0	It had nothing to do with his weight.
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