Slop Quest 40: Confucius Say

Slop Quest

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🗓️ 19 August 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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FULL EP: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy has ground breaking information on Confucius that makes Ryan very angry. Then Andrew Tate’s manhood disappears. Ryan talks about how whiskey has hurt the manhood of many different societies. Then Andrew misremembers the Quizno’s Sponge Monkeys. This spurs a new ad campaign for Saab. Then Andy makes up a series of male cologne names. Then O’Neill tries to deliver the famous speech from The Princess Bride. Then the boys talk about how a woman should compliment a man. Ryan writes a sequel to Good Will Hunting. Then they talk ADA glory holes.

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0:00.0	Ahh.
0:01.0	Oh!
0:02.0	What! What!
0:05.0	What!
0:08.0	A! Welcome to Slop Quest, everybody, where the news you can use gets real sloppy.
0:15.0	It sounds like somebody took a dump at a zoo.
0:17.6	That last part.
0:18.6	Smells like someone took a dump.
0:20.3	Flush that monkey.
0:22.4	Flush that monkey, great that goes up there with kiss my grits and
0:27.1	uh it's hotter than a pole cat home with a ghost pepper with that work for saying you feel like you want to kill yourself? I want to flush the monkey.
0:35.8	The monkey off your back, dude. It's about getting out of the fresh air.
0:39.1	Fantastic! Flush that monkey! I love it. it's about pulling yourself up by your
0:44.3	bootstraps that monkey that's the old boomer phrase that's where you like hey
0:50.4	you feeling down you got flush that monkey dude that's where you shake off a bad feeling.
0:54.5	Yeah, a three.
0:55.8	Yeah, your girlfriend cheated on you, but you got flush the monkey.
0:58.2	I think it means you just got to beat it.
1:00.0	And then you'll be like, oh, everything's better.
1:01.6	All right, Cox sucker, you wake up at 4 o'clock in the morning.
1:05.4	Is that, wait a second, is that Goggins Diaz?
1:09.4	You do 100 push-ups. You to run to your ass, bleeds, cocksucker. You smoke a bowl,
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