Slop Quest 39: : Married Red Pill

Slop Quest

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5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest O’Neill starts the episode with new Southern church phrases, then brags about how much micro plastics are in his nuts. Then Andy introduces O’Neill to the hilarious philosophy behind “The Married Red Pill”. O’Neill roasts the entire thing the way only O’Neill can. This inspires new business plans the boys really enjoy. Aaron has an amazing neighborhood update. O’Neill breaks his no doodie rule for a special occasion. Then the boys debate whether or not sneaky New Yorkers could bang midwestern farmer’s wives without being caught and tortured in a barn. Then Carl shoots Urkel.

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0:00.0	Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
0:05.0	Welcome to Slop Quest, everybody.
0:08.0	A show that's extra sloppy when we're on topy.
0:11.0	Yeah, it's hotter than a pole cat humping a ghost pepper out there. Oh it really is.
0:16.1	It's hotter than a skunk with a Carolina Reaper up its butt. That's my new thing getting to
0:22.1	southern colloquialisms.
0:24.0	I'm just making them up.
0:26.0	Better than Polka-Hopein a ghost pepper.
0:28.0	What's another one?
0:30.0	Better in Iraq, cool, fucking the backside of a trash can.
0:33.0	You gotta be able to say it in church.
0:34.6	Oh, okay.
0:35.5	Better than raccoon humping.
0:37.8	Better than a skunk rubbing it's rubbing it's nuts on a wood chipper.
0:48.0	Yeah, classic church phrase.
0:50.0	Hey, did you see all of the microplastics in our testicles?
0:54.1	Yeah, I did. It was predicted in the Bible in testically 69-420.
0:58.1	I'm going to say that I've got more microplastics in my testicles than you.
1:02.7	I'm the man, I rule.
1:05.0	Is that true?
1:06.1	But my balls are huge and gross.
1:09.2	And some of them even say Evian on.
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