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🗓️ 5 August 2024
⏱️ 53 minutes
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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest The boys open strong with a DC Comics pitch about Batman’s butler, Alfred, pissing his pants constantly and trying to cover it up. Then Andy remembers all of NOFX’s lyrics all at once after he forgot about the band. Then Andy and Ryan come up with The Bad Boy Business Brothers who make online business courses which includes asserting your dominance in the office via leg humping. Then Aaron blows us away with his pitch for replacing Alfred from Batman with Alf. It’s fantastic.
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0:16.3 | That's what we call the dismount. Hey, welcome to Sloquest everybody. Take two. My name is Andrew DeWitt and with me is my boy. You know him, you love him. Ryan O'Neill. |
0:19.1 | Hey guys, it's Ryan O'Neill. If my energy levels levels down it's because I'm battling a horrific |
0:25.2 | sinus infection but don't worry I'll defeat it or it will defeat me yeah |
0:30.4 | we'll sometimes they murder people murder people. You might be... |
0:33.0 | You might be the first person to die of a sinus infection assassination attempt. |
0:38.0 | Do you think that could be? |
0:40.0 | Maybe. You said you like to go church? |
0:42.0 | Church is too good. that's a bit I get four times before |
0:46.2 | spectrum butt fucked us well be monetized |
0:49.6 | unbelievable spectrum really fucked us in the cunt, huh? |
0:54.0 | He came all over our cunt that piece of shit, Spectrum cable. |
0:59.0 | How dare it go out? |
1:01.0 | Now this sounds like NPR, sorry I'm getting real NPR flashbacks with this |
1:05.2 | I will filth it up here I don't want to sound like Terry gross I watched this whole |
1:09.3 | documentary about space satellites what like how they're how they launch them uh-huh |
1:15.0 | space race that no one's regulating oh yeah yeah and I didn't realize like all these |
1:19.6 | motherfuckers are just randomly launching shit into space. |
1:23.4 | Like, they said they, from like the 60s to like 10 years ago, there was only like 2,000 satellites. |
1:30.9 | Now there's 8,000 and they expect there to be like a hundred thousand. |
1:34.4 | Not only that, but they, if they run into anything, yes. |
1:38.5 | It's like a nuclear level missile attack. |
1:41.2 | So they think that we might not be able to go to space anymore because it'll be so much shit and |
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