Slop Quest 35: Kick Me in the Dolores

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

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5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy writes the entire first chapter of Dolores and it causes him to have a real psychic connection to Aaron. One of Andy’s friends tricks him into saying hi to a fake Stephen King. Then they talk about old times out door “dogging’. Then they talk walking sticks. Then Andrew tells the tragic story of Death Mole. Then O’Neill wants to replace the White House janitors with a “topless maid” service to save money. Then Andrew reveals how Dolores affected the people closest to him.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Slop Quest everybody a show that features the sloppiest news that you can use with your host
0:10.9	Ryan O'Neill and me, Andrew DeWitt.
0:12.8	We've also got Aaron on the board, and he is locking it down.
0:18.1	What's going on Aaron?
0:19.1	Hey!
0:20.7	Enjoy your boarding commute everybody.
0:23.0	It's going to be wild out there.
0:25.0	Yeah, and let's hope the day doesn't get flushed down the toilet.
0:28.0	Hoggwild.
0:30.0	I love how podcasting was basically...
0:35.0	That's a long flush.
0:35.9	You've said it every time.
0:38.0	Podcasting was basically a response to Morning Zoo radio and that we all just became Morning Zoo Radio.
0:46.2	Um, yeah, but I like our version of Morning Zoo Radio where we get immediately demonetized
0:51.6	for all the stuff that I said.
0:53.0	Well, that would be it.
0:55.0	There we go.
0:56.0	Hey, you're the one who gets mad.
0:58.0	You're the one who, I don't get mad.
1:00.0	I'm okay with nothing working out.
1:03.0	You're good with no views, no bodization.
1:08.0	I don't care because I...
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