Slop Quest 34: Hawk Tuah Quest

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest The boys try to stay clean for the algorithmic gods for the first 10 minutes and fail miserably. Then Andy an amazing water park idea. Ryan and Andy argue about the appeal of the old hawk tuah. They research the invention of the fictional “robot voice” then they deep dive on one of the craziest topics ever , realistic, historically accurate Bronze Age British versus Roman beef. This argument gets heated, and historical! Then O’Neill comes up with a Bronze Age reality show. Then the deep dive on a mom’s website and there’s some business call talk. It’s great!

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0:00.0	Yeah.
0:06.0	Welcome to Sloquest everybody, where we will spend the first 10 minutes of this show,
0:11.0	trying not to swear, so we don't get shadow banned on YouTube.
0:15.4	Hey good theme dong you
0:19.7	oh gee there we go I was like who's talking to us in the background. I was like where's that chatter?
0:26.0	Dude this spray tan won't go away. It won't go away. No there's more. It won't fudge and go away.
0:31.0	Won't fudge and go away. I don't know they said it's like seven to nine days or something
0:38.3	yeah and now it's like 11 12 days still fucking.
0:44.0	You!
0:46.0	I blow it!
0:47.0	Another episode in the shitter.
0:50.0	Well, oh, alright, let's get this cunt started.
0:55.0	Now we're not gonna get anything.
0:58.0	Let's suck start this fucking cunt.
1:01.0	Roar!
1:02.0	Oh, here we go everybody.
1:05.0	Woo-hoo!
1:07.0	It's so crazy.
1:09.0	Well, let's...
1:10.0	This is going to be old by time.
1:11.0	This comes down.
1:12.0	Hoc-Hoc-Taw chick-Tewee?
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