Slop Quest 36: Fortune Cookie Fortune

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Full Ep HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest On this episode of Slop Quest Andy gets some amazing encouragement about Dolores (don’t worry, people who hate it, he doesn’t read it or try to write any more on air). Then the boys come up with an amazing “all you can eat erotic Chinese buffet for bachelorettes only featuring themed funny foods”. Then they try to get past the censors for the Sunday comics page with some sneaky word play. Then Andrew does an impression of Ryan as conspiracy theorist talk show host. Then Aaron is tired of Maddie Bosch. Then Burt saves a drunk guy’s life. The boys propose moving the White House to the middle of America. An OF chick enrages Andrew by photoshopping the choicest bits. Aaron catches a guy peeing on a plane. And Ryan is gross when he stays at hotels.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Slop Quest everybody!
0:07.0	Happy!
0:08.0	Everybody!
0:09.0	Yeah!
0:10.0	Happy 4th of July.
0:13.4	Belatedly.
0:15.8	Do you have a good 4th of July?
0:17.1	I did. We watch fireworks.
0:19.6	Where'd you watch them?
0:20.4	On our roof.
0:21.6	I watch fireworks in my pants. did you keep it clean dude we got
0:25.2	debonetized last episode you said you told me to keep it clean you're like I watch the fireworks
0:30.0	in my I they're not what do you think the AI goes who in his pants I think that might be
0:36.4	Do you think the AI can figure out what that means? I think AI is too stupid right now to know what fireworks in my pants.
0:42.8	We'll try to confuse it.
0:44.2	So you just got yourself an owner in your pants
0:48.2	and then your knee.
0:49.7	I think he could, I think we get demonetized
0:51.8	for saying fireworks in my pants because they'd be like that's dangerous and harmful
0:55.2	Oh danger mention of dangerous and harmful explosions in your pants I got an explosion of my pants that's dangerous and harmful
1:02.4	Yeah, we do the Chinese explosion of my pants that's dangerous and artful.
1:02.6	Yeah, we do the Chinese cookie fortune thing with it.
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