Slop Quest 33: You Had Me At “Throw Me Through The Door”

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

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5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy finds his erotic tastes have become more refined in a way that surprises everyone. Then O’Neill has some existential questions for Andy. Then the boys reminisce about 1980’s Florida. Then they create a XXX comedy trio called The Three Boobs that uses Three Stooges style antics on a porno set. Then Andy’s buddy cleans up by being a Napster DJ in college. Then they rail against the rising cost of car insurance due to expensive novelty cars. Then Andrew has a dysfunctional relationship in college and gets thrown through a door.

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah.
0:02.0	Wyo!
0:04.0	Whoa doggy is right.
0:08.0	Welcome to Slapquest.
0:10.0	If you like what you're hearing, later you can go to Patreon.com slash Slop Quest.
0:15.0	I just had a text at RFK.
0:17.0	Did you what were you saying?
0:18.5	I go, hey dude.
0:20.0	My donation is in the mail.
0:22.0	I got your my daughter's mail and I also have two tequila worms in my brain.
0:26.0	Dude, do you think the doctor dared another doctor to eat the worm out of R.F. K. Jr. Dr. tilt your head back. Dude, you're gonna go on the craziest trip of your life.
0:44.2	This is gonna go with your brain
0:45.7	and then you'll be president.
0:47.0	Dude, why if it becomes president?
0:50.5	You think he's got a chance?
0:51.6	What if it's a brain eating presidential worm?
0:53.8	It only eats presidential candidates.
0:55.9	Oh, it's a very slow acting assassination worm.
0:58.9	Yeah, maybe it is.
1:00.5	They have to put it in a decade earlier.
1:02.6	Putin, he's been Putin it in your brain.
1:04.8	That's why they call him Putin.
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