Slop Quest 128 Groin Massage
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2026
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
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Andrew DeWitt and Ryan O’Neill are back with more Slop of all you hungry hogs! The boys talk about the dark world of reality tv family disappointments. Then they do a deep dive on America’s favorite family, theDuggars. Andrew gets a ride from a cab driver wearing a red light therapy cap and hears his life story. Then Andy finds a massage therapist on Instagram who does full body massages using her butt cheeks. O’Neill is back to Bible reading and there’s some Old Testament talk. Japanese Twitter explodes in love of bbq and ass and finally a woman is diagnosed with Car Farts.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey. |
| 0:02.4 | Hey, kids. |
| 0:04.8 | What's up everybody? |
| 0:07.1 | You're not much. |
| 0:08.5 | A big shout out to the Dugger family. |
| 0:11.4 | They did a good job raising those kids. |
| 0:13.5 | Holy shit. |
| 0:15.6 | Was it like 60% child molesters? |
| 0:19.1 | Cool guys, cool kids. |
| 0:21.3 | Holy fuck, man. |
| 0:23.2 | I'm glad. I just found out about it. |
| 0:24.4 | That family is. |
| 0:25.1 | 10 minutes ago. |
| 0:27.0 | Yeah, I mean, but they're, you know what? |
| 0:28.4 | They're cool guys. |
| 0:29.3 | They accept responsibility. |
| 0:32.5 | Dude, it's wild. |
| 0:33.9 | I can't believe at one point they were icons of American family values. Yeah. |
| 0:40.3 | And, uh, you know, maybe they are. Who knows? I don't know what American family values are. |
| 0:44.8 | I don't have any kids. I saw a tweet yesterday because we were talking about, uh, ladies, fantasy, romance, uh, literature a little bit. Yes. A little bit. little bit a lot of it uh and we were talking |
| 0:57.5 | about um uh it uh like how to write it and this guy did the quote from uh as good as it gets on |
| 1:05.3 | twitter yeah oh he goes i write it exactly like a man except i make one of the guys a werewolf with a huge dick and a take away all sense of reason and accountability. |
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