Slop Quest 127 Fake Sloppers

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

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4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2026

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Ryan tries to analyze Kristi Noem’s husband’s big old fake beefers. Then he floats the idea of I’m flight gloryholes. There’s some micro penis talk. The boys are NOT impressed by the new moon mission. The boys talk about the pitfalls of surgically changing eye color. Then Andy talks about old people partying and doing blow. Then Andy imagines Ryan’s future life in a nursing home. Andy gets pranked by a fan for April Fools. The boys are absolutely delighted by the antics of the Afroman trial. Andy flies on a cheap airline and witnesses two arrests on the same day. Then they pitch a new airline with a focus on scalding hot food called Spaghetti Air which leads to finding the wasted dude who went viral for not being able to stop talking about meatball sandwiches. Then they boys dive deep on alien hybrids.

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0:00.0	how great what that is it's genius
0:08.0	how great what that is it's genius hey oh hello every booty guys we're back and we're ready for action
0:15.8	what's your new year's resolution this year oh get amazing at hema oh that's awesome mine is to stop
0:22.5	saying uh is that a dude i don't care anymore i just appreciate the human form now dude
0:29.3	i saw a ticot video where there is like a a feminine gay guy yeah on like a chat roulette thing
0:36.9	yeah and then this guy goes oh not for me hold on a
0:40.2	second let me get my homie over here he loves this shit they put this dude on he goes damn you look fine
0:46.3	as fuck and then the gay guy's like I'm not a woman you know and he goes bitch did I ask
0:52.9	and let me who is that best friend's name Andrew De, and he goes, bitch, did I ask? And let me, who was that best friend's name?
0:56.0	Andrew DeWitt.
0:57.3	He goes, damn, girl.
1:02.0	Well, was it that Christy Nome's husband?
1:06.8	Oh, my God.
1:07.9	I'm glad you brought it up, dude.
1:10.3	By the way, he went big on those titties.
1:13.7	I know. He went big. He put nips at them. That's crazy to me. Had little hard nips. I don't know if you put marbles in there. I don't know. I'd like to know. There's a lot of artistry that go into cross-dressing. It's good that everyone in our government is doing such a good job being professional.
1:29.0	Yeah.
1:29.5	You're like, hey, it's not me.
1:31.2	It's good that everyone in our government is doing such a good job being
1:28.1	professional. Yeah. You're like, hey, it's not me. It's my husband. He's out there cross-dressing
1:33.0	online. I like too because other people were like, hey, by the way, this is not part.
1:39.3	We're gay. We don't, we don't like cross-d oh they guys are like wow yeah they go this is it part of
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