Slop Quest 124 Tree Well The Musical

Slop Quest

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🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Andy and Ryan create a new musical theater sensation based on real life events: Tree Well, The Musical. The fantastic musical incorporates the amazing staging techniques of “Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark” and unbelievable improvisational performances by cellphone calls from his comedy friends. Then they float the idea of getting James Cameron to spend a billion and a half dollars on the film adaptation. Then Andy gets advice from people who don’t live in Los Angeles on how to cold approach a celebrity to get his career off the ground. Ryan tries to get Andy to become a corpse sniffing dog but human. Then Google AI gives the boys the feeblest rundown on other cultures’ practices to the point we don’t think google actually did any of its homework. This gets even more unhinged when they ask for a report on American culture especially when it gets to Southern culture. Then they lambast a new redpill married loser dude.

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0:00.0	how great would that is it's genius oh my gosh good morning happy friday everybody good morning
0:09.3	u slob you're listening to slop quest with ryan o'neill and andrewd de witt professional comedian
0:14.8	amateur comedian professional illustrator uh i'm a professional comedian average comedian i'm a professional
0:18.8	comedian i'm an amateur drawer he's a professional you could be a professional comedian, the average comedian. I'm an amateur drawerer. He's a professional. You could be a professional. I've seen those cum lines that you draw, those little tear drops. I don't do. Really good. I do stink lines. You also do steak lines. I'm one of the best stink liner around. They call him the linemen, the wichita lineman uh can i get a shout
0:40.3	out to my Nigerian best friend Gabriel yes what's up Gabey baby hey gave me baby
0:46.5	hope you're not the US you're Nigerian why they're not going to they're coming for him dude
0:53.5	aren't they?
0:55.0	That's what they said next on their list was Nigerians.
0:58.3	Yeah, we got to get them out of here.
1:00.6	They're like, they're taking over the UFC.
1:02.8	We can't have it.
1:04.3	Is that true?
1:05.8	I mean, there's some good, I mean, Francis Nangano, he's the he's not ufc but he is a free agent now because
1:12.5	the pfl just let him go oh yeah and then you had uh ozman who's no longer the champion but
1:19.8	was a champion usman guzman lopez yeah yeah the mexican nigerian dude there are some Mexican Nigerians.
1:29.1	Are there?
1:29.7	Yeah.
1:30.4	They go, fuck, we went too far.
1:33.0	This sucks.
1:36.4	They go, this is only slightly better.
1:38.9	They go, this Rio Grande sure is long.
1:41.7	I thought you could see the other side.
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