Slop Quest 123 Fat History Month

Slop Quest

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🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Andy tries to implement Ryan’s “Don’t Worry Be Happy” approach to life. Then the boys talk about the “Fatties of History” as well as implementing “Fat History Month”. There’s some discussion on male hygiene then they move on to Conan O’Brien conspiracy theories. Then they talk about how Earl Skakel was robbed of a late night hosting gig. Then they talk about using stem cells for penis enlargement. This leads to some amazing business ideas. Then Andy expresses his dark thoughts to his old school Chicago PCP. Then they talk about the efficacy of paper on doctor tables. Andy has an unsubstantiated conspiracy theory about a cast member of The Office. Then Andy finds out about the “tiny people mushroom hallucinations “ and it blows Ryan’s mind. Then Andy has to poop in a paper hat at the doctors office and has the dump of a lifetime. Then Ryan makes Andy dry heave with a new cpr technique. Then the boys find an article about how it’s abusive to open up to your girlfriend.

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0:00.0	How great would that is. It's genius. Sensei. Sense. Free at last. Free at last. I am free of worry. I don't give a fuck, dude. This is it, dude. I love this new duet. Yeah, man. And what a better day. February 27th, it's 90 degrees out. What could go wrong?
0:20.9	90 degrees.
0:22.1	90 degrees.
0:23.0	At 10 a.m.
0:24.2	Yes.
0:24.5	Yes.
0:26.0	It's unbelievable.
0:27.5	I love it.
0:28.1	Yeah, me too.
0:28.7	It's summer all year.
0:29.9	Get a nice schvitz going?
0:32.3	The February schvitz.
0:35.2	Yeah.
0:35.9	That means that October is going to be a hundred and a million. A hundred and a million? Yeah. Yeah, it could be. But it might not be. What if it snows, dude? What if they just flip flop? That'd be fantastic. That would be unbelievable. I would love to go skiing in September. Yeah. They're like, ooh, it's September. It's the end of the ski season. Well, here's the thing. August sometimes is. Really? Yeah, Mammoth, dude. Oh, that's right. You go do that. Mammoth. Do they have tubing in Mammoth? Not in August. But yes, they do. They have a crazy tube park is it great
1:11.8	I've never I mean I've driven by it
1:13.9	I don't I mean you know look hey
1:15.8	tubing is to skiing
1:18.2	as
1:19.5	a water park is to surfing
1:23.0	okay hillbilly shit
1:25.2	so very similar is what you're saying the complete opposite we're gonna get a
1:32.9	disease we went to a water park in texas a few years ago the one that uh the where's the one that
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