Slop Quest 122 Screenplay Advice
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Andrew claims to have “fighter’s arthritis” and O’Neill will not let this slide. There’s some classic dog piling from O’Neill that will delight old BCUSA fans. Andrew is sick of taking dumps and wants to invent a dump teleporter. Andy thinks we was “born” to be a sword fighter which elicits tears of laughter from O’Neill. Intense mockery abounds. YouTube screws over the stream again and Andy panics . Andy and Ryan are vindicated again with their predictions that the government would distract people from “the files” by talking about aliens. Then they argue about whether or not Elizabeth Holmes is hot and they create a “Rain Man” Barbie Doll. Then comic creator , Winston Gambro, posts the boy’s joke screenplay “Michael’s By The Sea” on Reddit asking for screenplay advice and the results are fantastic. The boys find a rapper who sounds just like O’Neill. Andy gets put in Instagram prison for a meme then forces O’Neill to freestyle rap. O’Neill then gives his best life advice “all businesses are scams and make sure to eat beans.”.
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| 0:00.0 | Sense. |
| 0:01.0 | Sensei. |
| 0:02.0 | Oh, yes. |
| 0:03.0 | Good morning, everybody. |
| 0:06.0 | Hey, welcome back to the show. |
| 0:09.0 | You were saying that you have some hand pain now. |
| 0:12.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:13.0 | What were you calling it? |
| 0:14.0 | Fighters are fighters. |
| 0:15.0 | You piece of shit, dude. |
| 0:16.0 | You piece of shit. |
| 0:20.0 | Hey, guys, heavyweight champion Andrew DeWitt from the UFC. |
| 0:24.8 | Shut up, dude. |
| 0:25.0 | 20-year fighting. |
| 0:26.5 | Finally got the arthritis. |
| 0:28.6 | I have it in my hands. |
| 0:33.5 | Yeah, father. |
| 0:35.2 | How long have you been doing this sword play? |
| 0:36.9 | A couple months |
| 0:37.5 | this guy |
| 0:39.8 | he goes guys |
| 0:41.7 | I have full-blown CTE |
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