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Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

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4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2026

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Ryan is worried that Andy is on drugs again and is overstimulated by his preshow antics. Andy brings in a physical therapy device and annoys O’Neill with it. There’s some erudite discussion on the California water system. Ryan listens to celebrity podcasts and takes issue with their quality. Then he talks about the commeritive Porsche 911 for 911 that features Twin Towers headlights. Then he gets angry that people celebrate centennials. Then Andy and Ryan finally understand why women “pick the bear”. Andy’s arm spasm causes him to hit O’Neill with a family heirloom and it causes lots of regret. There’s some German music talk where they question why there’s not more of it. Then Andy wants to make a rap album starring O’Neill. then we freestyles under a beat and everyone loves it. Then O’Neill tries and fails to read listener comments. It all ends with a classic Andy pantless dance.

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0:00.0	genius
0:00.5	sense
0:01.2	hey all right after some uh technical difficulties in andrew's brain what are you talking
0:09.0	what you're singing some sort of pine salt commercial yeah so yeah what are you doing
0:15.4	with this you fuck dude how many drugs did you do before you got no drugs but, but I feel high as fuck. Yeah, you seem high as fuck. Dude, this is... You should have 30 minutes late. No, I was 8 minutes late. And that's because I forgot my iPad and it turned around and go back home. I was going to be early. This is what he goes. Look at this. Odeal. I'm going to sit in my car and just hang out for a while.
0:39.6	That's what you told me to do.
0:42.6	One time I showed up at 1015, he go, what the fuck are you doing?
0:46.2	Dude, I can't be overstimulated.
0:48.7	I understand, dude.
0:49.8	Is this over stimulating?
0:51.1	Yeah, that's over stimulating, dude.
0:52.8	You waving around foam roller. The Theraband Flex Bar. Yeah, it's over stimulating, dude. You waving around foam roller?
0:55.9	The Theraband Flexbar.
0:57.7	Yeah, the foe, is that a foam roller for a newborn effort?
1:01.9	It feels as heavy as that giant dildo you have.
1:05.8	You beat your nuttack with that?
1:07.0	Yeah, that's what you do.
1:10.9	Chiropractors and physical therapist say it's the number one nut sack beating tool.
1:14.9	That's what I don't understand.
1:16.0	You know, they use all these cops and ice using all these like rubber balls.
1:22.5	Well, they just use nut beaters, dude, like big old rubber.
1:27.2	Or like those ladle.
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