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Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2026

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! There’s a little Tina Turner talk at the start of the show. Ryan has a series of injuries when his luck runs out. Andy has a 14 hour delay on a flight. Ryan has his mind blown when he finds out lots of Bible Belt Christians don’t consider Catholics Christian. Then Andy attends a sword fighting class behind a CVS. Andy hides most of Reddit from himself. Then Andy recalls a product for getting lap dances that are just rubber underwear with lube in them. Ryan can’t believe that sexual surrogates are real. Ryan tries to figure out why Airforce Amy was a popular sex worker. Then the boys talk about Bill Gates a bit. Then Andy finds out how many dudes in their thirties have to be on viagra. O’Neill works out at an elementary school playground in Texas.

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0:00.0	How great would that is. It's genius.
0:02.1	Alex and say. Hey.
0:04.4	Oh, yeah.
0:05.6	Good thing they tuned in for our new rendition of Big Wheel. Keep on Turn it.
0:10.8	Turn it. Turn it.
0:12.7	I turn it. I turner. Keep on punch it. Beating. Kicking. Be beating Tina Turner.
0:22.8	Jesus.
0:23.8	Well, she's dead now.
0:24.8	What's she going to do?
0:25.7	Yeah.
0:26.5	Yeah.
0:27.0	It is crazy how good Tina Turner.
0:29.0	If you watch, she's like 65 shoes.
0:32.0	It heals, dude.
0:32.9	I know, dude.
0:33.8	In heels.
0:35.0	I know.
0:35.4	That's what they always say.
0:37.3	65 in heels. Is that the same? always say 65 in heels is that the same that's the name of
0:40.7	her bio pick oh my god dude i had the most atrocious fucking once again dude uh ranch addict he's
0:49.6	he says you're looking good i've been losing weight you have You look like it. Thanks, dude. Yeah. Who knew physical activity was the key? I'll tell you what, not doctors. No, because they tell you the opposite. They go, you know what? Just go home and fill your bathtub with ranch. Get two straws. One for you. One for your family. Yeah. And let's get this guy a Ranch Inima stat.
1:11.4	I went to Kellogg's Ranch Inima fucking overnight.
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