Slop Quest 116 Pluderhosen

Slop Quest

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🗓️ 2 February 2026

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! Andy gets some puffy pants for Christmas called Pluderhosen and wears them to the podcast. O’Neill then takes issues with Andy’s HEMA training and a classic argument commences. Andy is losing weight with sword fighting but Ryan is reluctant to celebrate it. O’Neill then says he could defeat Andy with a move he calls “the helicopter”. Then Andy knocks over half a gallon of water while dancing around and it gets all over the equipment.

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0:00.0	It's genius. It's genius. Happy Monday morning. It's the day after the week.
0:08.6	After Christmas. Coming to you live. Shout out to my nephew who listens while he takes a shower.
0:17.0	Yeah. That's crazy. All hour. The full hour. And then I want to show off a christmas present that i got
0:22.3	can i describe it as you show it to the camera i would say that you have to do that because we
0:27.6	only have a few people in the chat right now but do you want me to wait a little i want you to show
0:32.1	him now okay but don't mess anything up so andrew's going to stand up he showed up to my house
0:36.6	uh 15 minutes early and he's going to stand up he showed up to my house uh 15 minutes early
0:38.1	and he's wearing um these are uh clown pants
0:43.4	they're pluter hosen they're pluter hosen you look like a court jester
0:49.8	they're lanskinne okay you got to talk into the mic. 13 years of doing this. Lanskinet. I shouted. I shouted. They're what? Lanskinect? Yeah, Lanskinect pants. That's the brand? No, there's what... Oh, do you have any... Where's your Lanskinect? That's what the Warriors would wear. And you wore this. You walked to my neighborhood. Uh-huh. And you wore this. Yes. And were there shouts? Yeah. Who's that cool guy? Who's that cool guy? Who's that cool guy? Really cool guy. I can't believe that. They're so comfortable, dude.
1:27.9	Oh, yeah, I'm sure they are, dude.
1:29.5	Touch them, man.
1:30.4	Yeah, touch them.
1:31.2	Sit back.
1:31.8	You're making me nervous.
1:32.7	I'm not making you nervous.
1:35.6	Where did you order them?
1:37.7	Amazon, if anybody is out there looking to get profiled the shit kicked out of them in their hometown.
1:45.5	My wife got it for me for Christmas.
1:48.1	Okay.
1:48.6	Yeah.
1:48.9	So you don't know how much they cost or were you got?
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