Slop Quest 115 Mike Black is Back
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 January 2026
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week Comedy Store veteran and hilarious good buddy, Mike Black is finally in the O’Neill Rent Controlled Studios. The talk about the Jake Paul fight and pitch a new boxing show where half the fighters don’t even want to be there. The boys pitch a new advertising angle for Pinesol. Then Ryan reveals the origins of Cornhole and gets roasted by Mike and Andrew for his choice in comedy material. Ryan and Andrew recount Andy’s unprofessional bank behavior to Mike who defends him. O’Neill makes a classic mistake where he confuses gorillas and pandas. Then Andy gets confused about pandas as well and they debate creating American pandas.
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| 0:00.0 | How great what that is. |
| 0:01.9 | It's genius. |
| 0:23.9 | Sensei. Sense. Hey. Oh, hey, everybody. Mike Black is here. Hey, I didn't even see you there, Mike. How are you? My black is here. My snuck in here. It's the first time we've ever had a third person in the home studio. Oh, is it really? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so we have a skateboard there. Everybody gets new gets to do an ollie. And a boogie board. Yeah, it looks real authentic. It looks like a real loser's apartment. These are car magazines. Stop figuring my car magazine. This guy gets pissed. I can't touch any of his cool shit. Look at the Mr. T. He won't let me touch it. You can't touch these things. How dare you? This is driving me insane. Look at this. Like, look, I'm pressing against this. I got Mr. T two-toed Mr. T. Why is he naked with the baby? Oh, uh, because I, I didn't get the one with the giant dick. |
| 0:56.1 | That's not real. |
| 0:56.8 | That wasn't, |
| 0:57.5 | that was an option. The Mr. T with the giant cock. That's, stop it. Oh, just like the G. I. Joe with the Kung Fucom. Just like, you want to start the fucking show. Yeah. Hey, if you like what you're hearing patreon.com slash slop quest we've got way more hundreds of episodes |
| 1:12.4 | thousands even yeah um Hey, if you like what you're hearing, patreon.com slash SlopQuest, we've got way more hundreds of episodes. Thousands, even. Yeah. Mr. T's Kung Fu Cock. That would be great. And then it twists. You can make it hard or you can make it soft. It has a feather on one side. Oh, it's got a hot boner action. Yeah. With a hot boner action, and you just turn it up. All of his jewelry is hanging from it. Kung fu boner action. Now with pump, you can pump his dick up. So that's clubber lang, right? No, that's, oh yeah, that must be because he's got boxing shoes on. Yeah, just it's the shorts that are the problem. |
| 1:44.5 | Yeah, so that's technically not even Mr. T. |
| 1:46.8 | It's clubber legs from part three. Speaking of boxing, this is going to come out a month later, but did you see fucking Jake Paul get his fucking ass? I thought it was one of the greatest displays of heart and boxing I've ever seen him. When he panics and he goes, |
| 1:59.7 | uh, |
| 2:00.4 | and then the guy's smiling right before he breaks his jaw. |
| 2:04.6 | Yeah. thing I've ever seen him. Dude, when he panics and he goes, uh, and then the guy's smiling right before he breaks his jaw in two places. He ran. Did you watch it? I missed this whole thing. I didn't know this. The last time I saw him was the Tyson fight and I was like, I'm never watching this dude. Oh, yeah, I didn't. But I was like, I want to watch it because I want to see Anthony Joshua fucking break his jaw. |
| 2:19.4 | And he did it. |
| 2:19.9 | Oh, that sounds wonderful. |
| 2:21.2 | And you can tell. |
| 2:22.0 | I think the thing was like, this is my theory and this is other people's theory, is that he pays them to go down to take a dive. |
| 2:30.8 | And the signal is he wiggles his tongue out. |
| 2:33.4 | He goes, eh. But he does that his tongue out he goes leh but he does that signal is he |
| 2:36.2 | goes hit me now i'm ready but he goes uh like that to uh johnson and johnson just beats the |
| 2:44.5 | fuck out of and you can see the surprise signal received on his face where he's like this isn't |
| 2:49.3 | how it's supposed to go he's looking around like what |
| 2:51.8 | the fuck he gave him the full johnson like in fucking what's that movie with the pikeies in it oh |
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