Slop Quest 113 Forest Gump 2
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 12 January 2026
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Andy finds out about the new brain rot gen z pinsol commercials. Andy is back in full form according to O’Neill. Then O’Neill hits on a hot audience member in front of her boyfriend and the crowd loves it. Andy finds an old Napster audio file about grey eyes and torments O’Neill with it. Andy daydreams about being good at sword fighting during a match and gets cranked in the head. Then they discuss putting guys who waste their money on Only Fans in group homes. Andy and O’Neill talk about people who make all their money taping their own farts and how crazy the new economy is. The boys talk about how much plastic we’ve all eaten. Andy gets surrounded by fake AI movie trailers. Then they write a pitch for Forest Gump 2 where the plot is they dig up Jenny’s body so they can reanimate it for one last bang. Then they dig into the hilariously racist past of White Christmas. Andy tells O’Neill about the Japanese “Paris Syndrome” and O’Neill goes nuts.
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| 0:00.0 | Yes. |
| 0:01.0 | Yes. |
| 0:02.0 | Everything okay with that codec? We did not check it. I didn't check it yesterday either. I guess got lucky. That was the one thing I forgot. I mean, I always look at it. I panic too, dude. I got to make us a list. I always make sure that people. Good morning, everybody. You're listening to SlopQuest with Ryan O'Neill and Andrew to Witt. Hey, we're changing the name. |
| 0:23.8 | It's the R and A. Good morning, everybody. You're listening to SlopQuest with Ryan O'Neill and Andrew DeWitt. |
| 0:22.7 | Hey, we're changing the name. |
| 0:23.8 | It's the R&A show. |
| 0:26.8 | What does that mean? |
| 0:28.5 | R&A, I don't know. |
| 0:29.9 | I thought you meant R in assault. |
| 0:33.6 | Oh, the old r. |
| 0:36.1 | A little bit of the old in-out, in-out. |
| 0:39.0 | No, it is not that. |
| 0:41.0 | Andy, you're dirty pervert. |
| 0:42.7 | The evening of ultraviolence. |
| 0:45.1 | You're a real dirty pervo, dude. |
| 0:47.0 | I am less of a dirty pervo these days. |
| 0:49.5 | Why? |
| 0:50.4 | I just don't want to get sore throats from eating strange ass. |
| 0:54.0 | Jesus, is that your number one thing? |
| 0:56.1 | If I didn't get a sore throat from that stuff, I would be in trouble. |
| 0:59.3 | I'd be fucking chowing down on duties. |
| 1:02.2 | Oh, my God. |
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