Slop Quest 112 Indecent Proposal
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2026
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week they celebrate the fact that kids still associate Taco Bell with Diarrhea. Then a fog filled with ammonia settles over O’Neill’s neighborhood and conspiracy theories abound. Then Andy has a disgusting sex dream about a bedazzled vagina. Then O’Neill accuses Andy of getting all his facts from billboards. Then he floats the idea of winning the lottery and buying Andy a house that’s so expensive that Andy goes broke from property taxes. Andy gets prescribed an antibiotic that tears your tendons. Then they delve into China’s strange stance on ghosts and Andy forces O’Neill to become an audio philosopher.
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| 0:00.0 | How great would that is. It's genius. |
| 0:03.0 | Well, the weather outside is foggy. |
| 0:08.0 | And my balls are really soggy. |
| 0:11.0 | And the fog has radiation. Let it. Nuclear snow. That's the big conspiracy theory, dude. |
| 0:21.2 | Do you think I'm going to get sick from this nuclear radiation fog? |
| 0:25.0 | People are like, look at all this shit all over my car. |
| 0:28.6 | I drove through it. |
| 0:29.5 | Now it's got white dust on it. |
| 0:32.1 | It's cocaine snow. |
| 0:33.5 | Cocaine snow? |
| 0:34.6 | Cocaine fog. |
| 0:35.5 | I'm not going to sniff anything off of the hood of my car. If it were cocaine, you wouldn't? You're a former Coke head? Yeah, not a former Coke head. What kind of fucking way it is I had to start the show? Are you not? I am not. You enjoyed it? Yes, so what? That's just a Coke enjoyer. |
| 0:55.9 | Who doesn't enjoy it? |
| 0:58.2 | You're like, you told me when you walked in. |
| 0:59.2 | You did that old hack bit. |
| 1:00.6 | I didn't like cocaineers. |
| 1:01.5 | Like the way it smelled. |
| 1:02.5 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 1:04.7 | You could say I've smelled the shit out of it. |
| 1:06.7 | So you're not a former coquette? |
| 1:08.9 | I wouldn't say it was ever a Coke head. |
| 1:12.0 | Oh, you're like current co-cad. You're like, I never gave it up. |
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