Slop Quest 110 Good Bye Penny

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! The boys lament the loss of the American penny and speculate on how they can use the savings to pay for cool things. Ryan talks about his awesome hyper inflation is going to be because he’ll see signs at the grocery store with big numbers. This week the boys fantasize about how rich they’d be if they had invested in crypto early. They talk about having an eBay for sex tapes and nudes. The boys push legislation for disclosing whether or not your car is haunted then they start a pr firm that uses ghost sightings to bring housing prices down. Then they come up with the ultimate gender war tactic by turning all dudes gay and just hanging out with the boys.

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0:00.0	that is it's genius oh yeah sorry you are not first plumes was first oh shit hey guys welcome to slop quest this is ryan o'neill professional comedian professional surfer i am andrew de witt a professional illustrator we're all amateurs okay uh i got, if you're in the live chat right now, my iPad
0:23.7	keeps freezing during the live chat. So if you want O'Neill to read a comment, type in all
0:29.4	caps. By the way, so that he could see it. You typed into the, you log into the live chat. You
0:34.6	read like two of them. I know. know i read you might as well not even be
0:39.1	working okay okay why is it this guy this guy did you not pay your bill no it's because i'm on
0:44.1	wifi and wearing a wifi oh i thought you didn't pay your monthly payments so they froze your
0:48.7	ipad that's what they should i think they're going to probably start doing that with cars well they're trying
0:53.4	they're doing a new thing at apple where they're like, you can get an iPad on lease like a car.
0:59.1	Oh, shut up.
0:59.9	Yeah.
1:00.4	That's actually pretty smart.
1:02.4	I mean, you're just toss it away anyway.
1:05.0	Yeah, I guess so.
1:06.0	Once they make it like none of the operating systems work.
1:09.6	But then you got to pay comprehensive insurance on it instead of just collision.
1:12.8	And you need gap in case you fucking gets broken and you're upside down on it.
1:17.7	Yeah, but I do most of the repairs myself, although they're like, how you got to do,
1:22.0	you got to take it to the dealer.
1:23.3	Yeah, it's dealer.
1:24.7	You have to do dealer maintenance, dude, You're going to avoid your fucking lease.
1:28.3	Yeah, I'm always on, I'm always on auto trader trying to get fucking new parts for my iPad.
1:36.0	It's a sad day today, man.
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