Slop quest 109 Walker Texas Manslaughter

Slop Quest

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Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week the mind of Ryan O’Neill investigates a city council woman who committed manslaughter after being called a name. Andrew does a deep dive on The White Massai and the more we learn , the more it outrages O’Neill. This leads to a confession from O’Neill that he’s been secretly watching Sex And The City and the unhinged Psychopath behavior by the ladies leaves O’Neill speechless. This leads O’Neill to talk about a lady who didn’t bring enough oxygen to Mount Oxygen and tries to bum air off of everyone. Then Andy finds an old video that teaches wives how to enjoy football. Finally , Andy and Ryan create a new straight to video scheme based off Dorf Loves Golf where and tucks his arms into his t-shirt called “Wingman”.

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0:00.0	How great what that is. It's genius.
0:03.8	Alex and say.
0:05.4	Oh, doggies. Welcome to SlopQuest. It's an amazing show where two comedians, one fully
0:12.7	professional comedian, one fully professional illustrator. This is the worst selling. You're
0:18.5	like, hey, one guy knows comedy what guys knows drawing you say that
0:22.7	every show never it talks about drawing i talk about drawings you don't you don't give them
0:27.7	tips hot tips okay well maybe we'll do that okay well you're drawing a bicep yeah make sure
0:36.2	it makes it looks like a football.
0:37.7	Yeah, yeah.
0:56.5	A series of football shapes connected to each other. Oh, uh, no one. So they just evacuated his bowels in the right amount of time. Oh, that's great, dude. Well, we love to hear that. That's Ryan O'Neill who just said that. My name is Andrew DeWitt. you can find this episode in full length and much, much more, hundreds of other episodes over at patreon.com slash slop quest. Boy, are you getting a deal
1:04.6	when you go over there? It's the deal of century. It is the deal of the century. Wait, did you see this?
1:11.9	You know, Bangor, Maine?
1:13.5	Isn't that where Stephen King is?
1:15.0	Yes, it is.
1:16.0	Some fucking chick gets sworn in, she's the new city council member, and she went to prison for 10 years for manslaughter.
1:27.2	Holy shit, dude. We need to have a little song 10 years for manslaughter. Holy shit, dude.
1:28.5	We need to have a little song we play for Breaking News. Didi, deed, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, de, d, d, d, d, d, d, d, Ryan, with breaking news. I'm on the scene in Bankor, Maine right now. Yeah. Man slaughter. By the way, that even, this isn't even like... What kind of manslaughter do you think?
1:46.0	The manliest of the slaughter. That even, this isn't even like... What kind of manslaughter do you think?
1:46.1	The manliest of the slaughtering's.
1:49.6	Well, there you go, dude.
1:51.1	Some guy called her and her brother like some sort of Native American slur.
1:57.1	Uh-huh.
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