Slop Quest 108 Cool Shades Omny

Slop Quest

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5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This episode O’Neill tests out his new sunglasses . Then he reveals the ancient prophecies of Baba Venya and tries to unravel her prescient mysteries. Andy finds a preacher from the 80’s who tries to prove that He-Man is the Antichrist. Then they talk about Diarhea related deleted scenes from Braveheart that will shock you. Then they talk about how to survive a knife attack with a lot of unwarranted confidence. Then Ryan debates the legality of marrying an Ai. Then Andy talks about his final wishes for when he’s an old man. Then Ryan berates Andy for eating a burrito in bed.

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0:00.0	Genius.
0:01.6	Oh.
0:03.3	Hey, everybody.
0:05.4	It's us.
0:07.1	Hey, everybody.
0:08.7	Your brothers.
0:10.7	How's it going, everybody?
0:12.9	Have you seen my new glasses?
0:15.6	Yeah, they look so awesome.
0:17.2	Oh, I'm sorry.
0:17.8	What did you say?
0:19.4	Well, that looks less awesome. you look like some kind of shitty
0:24.5	pilot mickey mouse you know uh yeah if you have you don't know i now wear flip up uh detachable
0:32.3	sunglasses yeah and they're so cool fuck you dude they are they're so fucking cool i've been wearing them for a while and you know what i'm getting a lot of compliments aren't from who uh people on the streets going where'd you buy those people of the streets do they really say that o'neal uh some yeah what do you mean some earle of Lemon Grap says, oh, I'm fine, thanks. How are you? We're all good. We're all good in the hood, dude. How do we become mystics? I think you and I have to do that gateway program and do an astral projection. After that, we are mystics no no i mean but that doesn't
1:12.5	prove anything to the public the only thing that matters is public perception i understand that part but
1:17.3	don't you want to have some of the powers no i don't care i don't do you think that uh baba vanga
1:23.8	chick had fucking powers i don't yeah i do you do Okay, so they did a thing and they're like,
1:31.3	can you believe it? Sixty-eight percent of her predictions are accurate. That's pretty good.
1:35.3	Okay, so what happened? If she's a true fucking mystic, what happened to the other 32 percent?
1:41.7	I get you figured out now, O'Neill. What is this If you propose any situation, then you wait to see what I say,
1:48.1	and you take the fucking counter side of it. You just berate me. No, I'm not saying. So what,
1:53.6	would this be a good show if I go, yes, thanks. According to the comments, yes. That's what people want.
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