Slop Quest 106 The Most Terrifying Vacation Ever

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week O’Neill recounts his harrowing adventures with Ari Shaffir in Peru. There’s so many twists and turns you’ll be on the edge of your toilet seat. Lives endangered, lives saved, drugs consumed and memories made.

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0:00.0	How great would that is. It's genius.
0:03.0	Oh, welcome back Ryan O'Neill.
0:07.0	Hello there.
0:08.0	Dude, I had a crazy couple of weeks. I was in Peru.
0:11.0	What? Yeah, dude. I was there too. Oh, my gosh. I should have texted you, dude.
0:16.0	Why? Yeah, why do you tell me? I told you I was going. The show you're listening to is called Slopquest. It's two dinguses who are hilarious, and we talk about awesome things. We talk about our dingus mostly. That's true. This is Ryan O'Neill, his dingus points straight up. To the Lord. And this Andrew Duet, his dingus points straight to the ground because he worships the devil.
0:37.5	Yeah, but it's big and fat like me.
0:40.8	Suck it, devil.
0:41.9	Suck my wiener.
0:44.7	Yeah, I'm back, dude.
0:46.0	Feels like I've been gone for six months.
0:48.3	Yeah.
0:49.1	You said you had some crazy shit that happened.
0:51.7	Well, let me tell you this, dude.
0:54.8	Peru was not a relaxing vacation.
0:58.7	You said it wasn't a vacation.
1:00.5	It was not a vacation.
1:02.3	It was a wild, untamed paradise.
1:08.9	Do you ever get to the big stuff first? Yeah, I want you to get to the big stuff first?
1:11.1	Yeah, I want you to get to the big stuff first.
1:12.5	Okay, so this is, uh, so we saved a Peruvian child's life.
1:18.8	Are you fucking kidding me?
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