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Slop Quest

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5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week Ryan prepares for leaving the country and the yellow fever treatment puts him on his ass. Andy’s daughter leaves a hilarious secret note in Ryan’s bathroom that makes Andy so proud but enrages O’Neill. Ryan opens up about the amount of people he knows who got abducted by aliens in Indiana. Then the boys debate whether or not they could bang an alien. Andy finds a chick whose whole face looks fake in a super scary way. On the Patreon side, O’Neill opens up about some dark and hilarious family ass whoopings.

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0:00.0	great what that is it's genius
0:01.6	house and say
0:02.6	hey
0:03.6	buddy uh dude i got the yellow fever
0:07.7	what does that mean
0:09.2	i got a yellow fever vaccination
0:11.7	you might get it dude it's a live
0:13.8	vaccine i could feel it oh no
0:16.0	feel it inside me dude i already have yellow fever
0:19.1	dude yeah because you like anime yeah Yeah. Dude, yeah, I got the live vaccine, and now I really do feel it. Do you feel it? I feel a little weird. You feel a little bad? I feel weird. I actually found good parking today, dude. Oh, really? Because of the yellow fever? Yeah, the yellow fever was helping me apart.
0:38.4	You might get it.
0:39.4	I don't understand the live vaccine and how I can't transmit it to you.
0:45.4	I don't understand.
0:46.8	Maybe you should breastfeed me real quick.
0:49.7	I'll breastfeed you, all right?
0:51.1	They only got one long nipple.
0:53.1	Okay.
0:53.8	It's not that long.
0:56.8	Average.
0:58.4	What is your name?
0:59.9	Hey, I'm Ryan O'Neill.
1:00.9	I'm a professional comedian and a former anesthesiologist.
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