Slop quest 104 Stab Your Ground

Slop Quest

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5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week Ryan reminisces about Indiana Stand Your Ground laws. The boys then talk about how SA on dudes is still considered fair game for online ding dongs. Andy tries to explain the different rules for felons getting an EDC by becoming history buffs. Then they pitch a movie about a guy with gynocomasteia with cannons in his tits. Then they debate the usefulness of pounding donkeys as O’Neill puts on his “world traveler” hat. Then they pitch the boys talk about what made Ryan so angry about Rocky V.

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0:00.0	It's genius.
0:01.0	Alpsensei.
0:02.8	Oh, hey everybody.
0:04.6	Welcome to SlopQuack. Hey, stop touching my hog. Okay, dude. That's for the listeners. We're not going to. If you're not watching the video, that's what just happened. Are you serious? That's all you're starting the show, dude. This is how I'm starting the show. Why? This is unbelievable to me. And you always criticize the way I start the show.
0:21.9	Because it's so, it's always some bullshit. starting the show. Why? This is unbelievable. Why do you always criticize the way I start the show?
0:21.8	Because it's so, it's always some bullshit.
0:27.3	The person who did the great hog bit was Ryan O'Neill.
0:32.4	I'm a professional comedian.
0:33.6	I'm sitting here with an amateur comedian, Andrew DeWitt.
0:36.8	And professional
0:37.5	illustrator and professional award-winning writer. And is getting his master's in psychology.
0:46.1	No, I'm getting my master's in cranking the hog. That's why I was trying to see what you
0:51.6	were working with. I'm getting my doctorate. Oh, yeah? Yeah.
0:54.5	Okay.
0:55.5	I'm publisher parish.
0:57.3	He's getting his doctrine and hog feeling.
1:00.8	Hog grabbing.
1:02.0	All right, dude.
1:03.7	Dude, you hear about this fucking...
1:06.5	This is, by the way, by the time it comes out, people are like, ah, it's old news.
1:11.9	I know. They get mad about that. mark sanchise that former NFL quarterback who's like a sports analyst
1:17.5	now he got stabbed right yeah no but you find out now he might do 10 years in prison for what
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