Slop Quest 100: Mr. T…nes

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

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5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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It’s episode 100 and O’Neill brings a Mr. T doll but won’t let Andy touch it or play with it. O’Neill gets emotional when he reveals how much he enjoys the show with Andy. These tries to talk Andy into banging old dudes in china for the CIA. Then he tries to teach Andy “Chinese” and it derails the podcast. Then they come up with an idea to get way with anything by saying you were being blackmailed by Palantir. The boys then come up with a plan for insane celebrities to defame NPR’s Terri Gross by editing interviews to make it seem like she was asking inappropriate questions. Then O’Neill seems to believe that you can write “whatever you want” in a biography as long as it’s listed as “unauthorized”. Further research doesn’t support this. Then O’Neill tries to infiltrate a harem with his big beautiful butt cheeks.

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0:00.0	That is. It's genius.
0:01.2	Alpsensei.
0:23.5	Hey. All right. It's episode 100. Are you feeling it? Do you feel it? Oh, yeah. Do you feel it in the air tonight? I feel it coming in the air tonight. Jesus Christ. With the sea, dude. Okay. Coming out hot and strong. How are you doing? Hey, I's gotten. It's already demonetized. A happy 100, buddy.
0:23.9	This is 100
0:24.5	dude I promised you toys look at that that is a don't touch it hey hey don't touch it you're
0:29.5	naked mr. T that is Mr. T but I got this my mom wouldn't let me get the big package one I got the
0:34.8	small package yeah I can't touch this guy at all no he's my mom said when you're a little older you get them with the big cock one. I got the small package one. Yeah, I can't touch this guy at all.
0:51.3	No, he's, my mom said when you're a little older, you get them with the big cock. Is that true? Is that what she really said? She goes, you're a little too young right now to have a big black cut. I don't know if I believe this, O'Neill. It sounds like chicanery. And I'm here for it. serious.
0:54.0	Another mile stone.
0:55.8	Another podcast reaches 100.
0:54.1	How many will it be? I'm here for it. We, another mile stone. Another podcast reaches 100.
0:56.4	Hey, how many will it be?
0:58.3	Let's start another one and hit that.
1:02.5	Look at this face.
1:04.3	Oh, how the years are showing.
1:06.3	Let's do our retrospective.
1:08.0	What was your favorite episode over the years?
1:10.1	Hmm.
1:10.7	I don't know. It's like a best up show. I do like, uh, no sticky, no crunchy.
1:16.4	How great would it be if you just put together a best of just clips? It's 18 hours long.
1:22.2	No, it's the regular show time. It would be crazy. Hey, what's going? Hey, I i just want you to know i couldn't have done this
1:28.9	without you i would love to put two hours of you just going uh took a shit uh okay how about
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