Slop Quest 101 Eat, Pray, Profit Off of Death

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

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5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Full episodes and much , much, more available at Patreon.com/SlopQuest

Andy has a crazy dream about O’Neill and John Little then they talk about the Tylenol controversy. Then Andy and Ryan talk about the church reframing the visual depictions of the Devil to get farmers to stop worshipping Pan. This leads them to change up Pan and give him a cool modern twist with fun new traditions. Then O’Neill gets converted to Christianity by the idea of a scarier new Satan who sprays people with Round Up. Then the boys talk about how lame public, staged proposals are. Then Andy finds out just how absolutely shitty the author of “Eat, Pray, Love” and when he reveals the details, O’Neill rages like never before.

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0:00.0	how great what that is it's genius oh good morning everybody happy october first that's
0:08.6	recording it anyway what's technically the day well we'll see because we you know like november
0:14.8	things or whatever we've got strong start all right this is ryan o'neill he's right back from austin texas my name is andrew i'm a
0:23.4	professional illustrator he's a professional comedian so the yucks will come from him and the illustrations
0:28.3	drawings will come from andrew i'm back from austin so you know what that means i'm just doing
0:34.5	trad stuff yeah how is that material?
0:38.0	Patreon.com slash SlopQuest.
0:40.1	People that shit on the Austin seat have never even fucking been there.
0:43.2	The same shit that I saw going on in Austin that is the same shit going on in L.A.
0:48.2	North Hollywood Open mic.
0:49.6	You better believe it.
0:50.8	All these people that are like,
0:52.7	Austin, they're doing stuff. Austin's shitty limits. I'm starting to like the city more. Good, because I got a couple bombshells to talk about. You have a good trip, dude? Yeah. What happened? Now I'm worried. No, I'm just wondering if you had a good
1:12.9	why because you're like I hope you had a good trip because I'm about to drop some
1:15.8	shit on you that's going to ruin it all I did have a crazy dream while you were
1:20.3	gone what was it that you had like a bad roommate in Austin Texas I do
1:25.7	their name's Abby well this was a man. Oh, okay. And you were sick of him. And you said he was a real, he was a sex pest, and you had an idea to get rid of him. Okay. Which was, you got a wig with curlers in it. This actually sounds fairly plausible. And you were singing in the bath, you go, hey, I'm going to have a lady over.
1:47.0	She loves to take baths.
1:48.5	So, like, try not to disturb us.
1:50.6	She likes to take bath.
1:51.8	She likes to take bath salts.
1:54.2	So you were singing in the bathtub with a woman's voice.
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