Slop Quest 99 Cocaine Shrimp

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! O’Neill wants to move to England to eat contaminated shrimp. Then he berates Andy for wanting to make more money. They lament the death of 90’s sitcoms and pitch an idea for an ABC Family show about a man who loves to eat ass but instead just has nice family dinners. O’Neill and Andy fight about which sushi is best and you know what happens. It devolves into O’Neills classic “high quality ingredients” nonsense. Then they try to turn Andy’s life around when he admits to O’Neill that not only does he eat garbage but he PREFERS garbage. Ryan tries to cheer him up by reading the last little bits of his apocalyptic Christian pamphlet.

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0:00.0	How great would that is. It's genius.
0:06.0	Farmer Rich already in the chat.
0:07.9	Oh, hell yeah, dude. We got to ask him about the farming situation.
0:11.6	Oh, yeah. What is? Yeah. How expensive are strawberries going to get?
0:15.3	Yeah, let me know.
0:16.6	I hope they go up. Let me know if I have to go to jail and pick strawberries for being fat.
0:23.4	RFK's new wellness spa is actually just Fresno County Farm.
0:28.5	No more fats.
0:29.8	The fats in the fields.
0:31.3	That is.
0:31.9	Fats in the fields.
0:34.1	Big picket berries.
0:36.6	Little old man. The bull whip. Little old man.
0:38.5	The bull whip little old Andy.
0:41.5	Looks like a fairy.
0:43.3	When they whip his ass for eating too much.
0:46.0	It's so hot out here.
0:48.1	Yeah.
0:49.0	Patreon.com slash SlopQuest.
0:51.4	This is Ryan O'Neill.
0:52.5	My name is Andrew DeWitt.
0:53.6	He's a professional comedian.
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