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The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

Sky Penis & The World of Tomorrow

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.84.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2018

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Where do the Steelers land after their third loss and what happened when Mario Lemieux came out of retirement? How do you plan a date for someone who is sober? Do the artists of the "sky penis" get to keep their jobs? What will our tagline be? All questions answered and MORE in this weeks episode of JRVP.
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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:30.0

I didn't really expect that sort of interpersonal heat.

0:40.0

Yeah, I thought it would be...

0:42.0

I thought it would be fun.

0:43.0

Let's make it this awkward as we can in the room right away.

0:46.0

For once, it wasn't aimed at me.

0:47.0

I felt great without you.

0:48.0

No, because we were in here for like 20 minutes beforehand.

0:50.0

And I've been talking to this guy.

0:51.0

I could have brought it up then off the air.

0:53.0

But no, I thought let's open with it.

0:56.0

And then...

0:57.0

You're always facing, yeah.

0:58.0

So you have an audience for the show.

1:00.0

Are you mad when he doesn't laugh?

1:02.0

No.

1:03.0

I try to put him out of my mind.

1:05.0

This is about the three of us.

1:06.0

Two and a half.

1:07.0

And his defense, he does laugh a lot.

1:10.0

I believe it.

1:11.0

I try not to look at you.

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