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The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

More Effective: Smokey the Bear? Or Faceless Santa Claus?

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.84.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2018

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

The Patriots lost to the Steelers and Anthony gets to rub it in Gregg's face. The Pacers hire the first female assistant general manager and Santa horrifies parents in England during a fire scare.
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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:02.5

This is episode 15 of the Jettelnook and Rosenthal Vanity Project, JRPB.

0:07.8

Junior Vice President.

0:09.1

It's the most magical time of the year that I'm gonna spend completely alone.

0:12.8

If you believe in Jesus Christ, that doesn't necessarily mean you think the government

0:17.5

faked the moon landing, but if you think the government faked the moon landing, then

0:21.4

you definitely believe in Jesus Christ.

0:31.0

Oh, yeah.

0:33.0

Oh, holiday edition.

0:35.0

Last episode of the year.

0:38.0

That's right.

0:39.0

We are taking two weeks off at the Jettelnook and Rosenthal Vanity Project, JRPB.

0:44.0

Junior Vice President.

0:46.0

Oh, that was extra sexy for the holiday season.

0:50.0

Because, you know, we tape on Tuesday nights that's how the calendar falls this year, so

0:54.6

we won't have a Christmas or a New Year show and we'll be back better than ever in the

1:00.0

second week of January.

1:01.9

So this is, you know, our last time as a trio.

1:04.4

Yeah.

1:05.4

Give us two weeks kind of like regroup, refocus, you know, every podcast is a battle.

1:09.7

We need to, we need to just like really just meet with some executives and talk about the

1:14.2

podcast to them.

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