Natural Planning Method: Shoot Yourself in the Groin

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2018

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

It's a typical JRVP night here in the studio. Philip Rivers is about to have his ninth kid and credits the Natural Planning Method and a white supremacist group tricks Brett Favre into a video shout out. A steelers fan also choked a pregnant Chargers fan at a game.
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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:03.4	We have made it to episode 13 of The Jessel Nick and Rosenthal Vanity Project.
0:08.2	Cher, baby.
0:09.2	Junior Vice President.
0:10.2	It's okay, just admit that the best 45 minutes of your week is about to start.
0:15.4	President George H.W. Bush is dead.
0:18.7	Point Jessel Nick.
0:29.0	Just loose up in here, studio.
0:32.2	No more George Bush raining down on us.
0:35.2	He was hard on us for a while.
0:37.1	The 40th birthday out of the way.
0:39.8	You've got virtually nothing on your plate all month.
0:42.9	I still have time.
0:43.9	I'm still editing the special, which is, I hate it.
0:49.8	I love the special, I hate editing.
0:52.0	I find it to be on an unpleasant task, but it's almost over.
0:55.4	Why?
0:56.4	Just because watching yourself is not fun.
0:57.4	I see myself over and over again on a loop looking for different angles.
1:00.4	I'm like, what about the things I just don't know?
1:02.6	I'm like, yeah, that joke was great.
1:04.6	Isn't that the director's job?
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