Skull Cracking The Debt Ceiling
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 5 May 2023
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
The gang (SQUIRREL!) try their damndest (SQUIRREL!) to talk about (SQUIRREL!) raising the debt (SQUIRREL!) ceiling. And how the GOP is fighting it -- Ya know, the thing Trump raised 3 times?
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast. |
| 0:10.3 | This episode is brought you by Liquid Ivy Sunday.com and HelloFresh. |
| 0:15.1 | And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon update. |
| 0:26.3 | I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update. The debt ceiling, crashing the economy, |
| 0:33.8 | ending the financial system as we know it. Which is exactly what every news show is telling us. |
| 0:39.2 | In fact, the level of cow excrement farted out by our current media, CNN, MSNBC, |
| 0:46.4 | and the gold medalist of lying media, Fox News. You got to admit, guys, they do really bring it when it comes to screwing over the American public. So, what is the dead ceiling and why are they |
| 0:51.2 | claiming it's the end of the world? |
| 1:02.0 | Well, because it keeps you scared out of your mind and watching the news, which also means you watch the commercials for the walk-in bath-tubs and trying to get you to sue Camp Lejeune. |
| 1:08.0 | Here is what the debt ceiling is. |
| 1:10.0 | The debt limit doesn't raise the debt. We've |
| 1:13.1 | already spent that money. Debt grows when spending exceeds revenues. The debt limit is just us |
| 1:19.7 | agreeing to pay for what we already spent. That's it. It's agreeing to pay your bills. That's it. |
| 1:27.4 | What's funny to me is that the |
| 1:28.6 | Republicans who are threatening to not pay our bills are the fuckers that spent the money. During |
| 1:35.9 | the last administration, one quarter of our entire debt was created by Republicans. And what did |
| 1:43.8 | they buy? |
| 1:44.5 | Healthcare? |
| 1:45.3 | Yeah, so we could all have a productive economy and people don't die broke? |
| 1:49.4 | Nope! |
| 1:50.3 | Did the Republicans spend that $7 trillion on fixing climate change so we don't drown in our houses on the second floor |
| 1:58.2 | or have a tornado move us involuntarily to another state? |
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