Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast.

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And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armaged End up.

I'm Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update. I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon Update.

The verdict is in. The man that said he grabs pussy whenever he wants is finally found

guilty of grabbing pussy whenever he wants. On Tuesday, May 9th, a former president was labeled a sexual predator by a jury of his peers.

Of course, wouldn't that mean he needs to be judged by other sexual predators?

However, a jury of normal people heard the evidence and granted E. Jean Carroll, an award of $5 million for Trump's, I don't know, rape, attempted rape, sexual attack, I don't know.

They didn't convict him of rape because they said too much time had passed.

So ladies, if you get raped, TikTok.

However, they did say that Sweet Potato Hitler sexually abused the writer and then defamed her

character.

And the judge stated,

Trump subjected Ms. Carroll to sexual contact by use of force for the purpose of sexual gratification.

And the jury awarded $2 million for sexual abuse.

And three million for definition.

Doesn't that seem weird to anybody?

Sir, you will pay for raping my body, but you

will pay more for raping my reputation. Trump said he had no idea who Ms. Carroll was and that

she wasn't his type. Then during his deposition where they showed a picture of Ms. Carroll and asked

if he recognized her, he said, yes, that's my wife, Marla Maples.

So, not only did he sexually assault, not his type, he married another one that looked just like

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