Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast.

This episode is brought you by native deodorant, athletic greens, butcher box, and NextEvo Naturals.

And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.

I'm Christopher Titus. And this is the Armageddon update. Tucker is fired. Mike Pence testified against Trump. Jerry Springer is dead and the woman

that got Emmett Till killed by lying is currently having drinks with Satan. Gosh, it feels like Christmas

my birthday and Arbor Day all in one.

I'm a big tree hugger.

Listen, as much as I bitch on a weekly basis here on this self-promoting,

self-centered showcase of my narcissism or podcast, as we call them,

it's time that we finally have a day of celebration that some of the evil in this world has not been stopped, but at least had its ankle twisted, sucked in a bee, got stung in the throat, and is now having an allergic reaction and can barely breathe.

Fuck you, Tucker.

Yes.

Now you got fired by Fox and you have to have a podcast too.

Do you understand what had to happen for Rupert Murdoch to fire Tucker?

I mean, what did he do?

Did he put a baby in a wood chipper?

Because for years, Tucker has promoted white supremacy, racism, eugenics, being a traitor,

being anti-trans, anti-gay, anti-drag shows, and promoted homophobia.

And methinks he protested too much with that bowtie. He has pushed immigrant aphobia. He was consistently

pro-Russia and pro-Pooten and this trust-fund baby with the voice of an animated squirrel rounded up three million

racist viewers every night and Rupert Murdoch who loves money, success and turning the world

into an authoritarian fascist Mad Max hellscape as much as he loves climbing into his gold

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