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🗓️ 5 May 2023
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The gang (SQUIRREL!) try their damndest (SQUIRREL!) to talk about (SQUIRREL!) raising the debt (SQUIRREL!) ceiling. And how the GOP is fighting it -- Ya know, the thing Trump raised 3 times?
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0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the TARDIS podcast. |
0:10.4 | This episode is brought to you by LiquidIV, Sunday.com and Hello Fresh, and now here's |
0:15.6 | Chris DeVretittis with the Armageddon update. |
0:21.2 | I'm Chris DeVretittis and this is the Armageddon update, the Dead Sealing, crashing the economy, |
0:26.6 | ending the financial system as we know it. |
0:31.6 | Which is exactly what every news show is telling us. |
0:34.2 | In fact, the level of cow excrement farted out by our current media, CNN, MSNBC, and the |
0:40.3 | gold medalists of lying media, Fox News. |
0:43.4 | You gotta admit guys, they do really bring it when it comes to screwing over the American |
0:48.4 | public. |
0:49.4 | So, what is the Dead Sealing and why are they claiming it's the end of the world? |
0:53.0 | Well, because it keeps you scared out of your mind and watching the news, and which also |
1:02.5 | means you watch the commercials for the walk in bathtubs and trying to get you to sue |
1:06.5 | Camp Le Jun. |
1:08.3 | Here is what the Dead Sealing is. |
1:10.7 | The Dead limit doesn't raise the debt. |
1:12.9 | We've already spent that money. |
1:15.0 | Dead grows when spending exceeds revenues. |
1:18.1 | The Dead limit is just us agreeing to pay for what we already spent. |
1:24.0 | That's it. |
1:25.0 | It's agreeing to pay your bills. |
1:26.4 | That's it. |
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