Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast, I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.

This week, six feet plunder.

Friends and former classmates Brittany and Redge bring their case before the court.

On an amble through a cemetery after Christmas, Brittany found hundreds of potted Christmas

trees left grave side.

She saw that they weren't being cared for and hoping to save them from the trash took

the trees elsewhere.

Her friend Redge says this is tantamount to grave robbing if it was done without permission.

He insists that Brittany was wrong to take the trees, no matter what her intention was.

Who's right?

Who's wrong?

Only one man can decide.

Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.

I am 227 million kilometers from the sun.

Its light is already ten minutes old.

I will not reach Pluto for another two hours.

Two hours into my future, I observe meteorites from a glass balcony thinking about my father.

Twelve seconds into my past, I open my fingers.

The photograph is falling.

I am watching the stars.

Halley's comet tumbles through the solar system on its great 76 year ellipse.

My father admired the sky for its precision.

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