Sisters are doin' it for themselves & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

From a sibling prank, to a boy racer tale, exam cheating and a Cluedo playing cad with some shocking behaviour, this week's confessions serve up another round of mischief, mishaps, and morally questionable decisions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective!

The Not for Broadcast section involves a toothbrush and a tent. There's also talk of AI and combine harvesters. Plus is there a confession that Matt even finds hard to forgive?

Brace yourself for an episode packed with laughter, gasps and moments you wont forget.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Step into our confess all.
0:03.9	We won't tell anyone.
0:05.5	Just the entire nation.
0:07.5	From Greatest Hits Radio, Simon Mayo's Confessions.
0:11.6	Hello and welcome, welcome all to the place where we unburdened the souls of the sinful and offer you remuneration financial and...
0:23.2	No, we don't. What? No. This is a new thing. No, we don't do that. No, no, no. Absolutely. Sorry,
0:28.7	how Holly's looking very puzzled. I thought we'd agreed that we give money in exchange for forgiveness.
0:34.6	Isn't that the way the church used to... They give us money in exchange for forgiveness.
0:38.8	I'm definitely on for that.
0:40.1	Okay.
0:40.7	That's an interesting spin-off.
0:42.4	Send us a confession with a tenor.
0:44.7	No.
0:45.4	That works.
0:46.5	Please don't.
0:46.5	What about if we're getting to cash for kids?
0:48.6	Does that work?
0:51.1	No.
0:52.0	Nervous laughter from team.
0:53.5	Please move on back to script.
0:55.6	Anyway, Sister Suzy's in the pub?
0:57.5	I'm indeed.
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