All together now & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

The stage is set and the confessions spotlight is on, and this week's tales are funnier and more outrageous than ever. Get ready for exam rallying, sister pranks, sickly scouts and bets as a new generation of sinners seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective!

This week features Andy who ended up collaborating with 140 other students during an exam, Drucilla who told her sister she would be dead by 6pm, Joe and how his journey home from Scouts shocked two unexpecting victims and Lady Janes and her betting syndicate and illicit use of choir robes to hide contraband.

Meanwhile the Not For Broadcast Section features some pee. There's also talk of liberal arts, Huey Lewis and the News and vomit noises.

Be prepared for laughs, gasps and some very sickly sinners.

Transcript

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0:00.0	When it comes to a day at the races, nothing certain.
0:03.8	Like that three-time champion.
0:06.3	You end up running like a three-legged pony.
0:08.9	But there's one thing that's absolutely certain.
0:12.3	With Ladbrooks, you get unbeatable prices on selected races, daily boosts, and our best odds guaranteed.
0:18.9	Big racing value you can bet on.
0:21.4	From Ladbrooks.
0:22.9	18 plus place a qualifying bet.
0:24.5	Selecting markets, staking limits apply.
0:26.3	Rules restrictions and tisencies apply.
0:28.1	Take time to think.
0:29.0	Gambleaware.org.
0:30.1	Tom's new Samsung Galaxy A565G.
0:33.5	Awesome.
0:34.7	That holiday selfie he blinked in.
0:36.9	Not awesome. Using Best Face with awesome intelligence to fix the photo? Awesome. That holiday selfie he blinked in? Not awesome. Using Best Face with awesome intelligence to fix the photo?
0:41.3	Selfie Awesome!
0:43.3	Get all the awesome shots and none of the face fails with Galaxy A56.5G.
0:47.3	Buy before 15th of April and claim a silicon case, 45 watt super fast charger and Black Galaxy Fit 3.
0:53.3	Triple awesome!
0:55.5	Motion photo must be activated. Claim from Samsung within 30 days of purchase. T's and
0:59.4	C's apply. Step into our confessional. Confess all. We won't tell anyone. Just the entire nation.
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