You bring the body, and I'll bring the steam & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This week is filled with laughs! From spooky supernatural activity to frogs through a letterbox - no secret is safe from this crew. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including those far too disgusting for Greatest Hits Radio! Will these sinners be forgiven, or are some sins too hilarious for even Brother Matt to forgive?

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0:00.0	The way you eat a cream egg says everything about you, even who you should be with.
0:04.0	If you eat yours all in one, you're kind of a big deal.
0:07.4	Your perfect match is a true original, who orders a tomahawk steak as a side.
0:12.2	If you eat yours melted on toast, you're a bit out there.
0:15.4	You should date a dreamer who believes in the Loch Ness Monster.
0:19.0	And if you nibble yours, you're real deep. They eat someone
0:22.3	methodical who colour coordinates their bookshelf. How do you eat yours? Search cream egg test.
0:28.5	Find out who you should be with. What's on TV? The answer is a lot. There's never been more
0:33.7	choice ever what to put on the box with an abundance of great new shows, but you can miss them all if you don't know where to look. And that's where the Pilot TV podcast comes in, your
0:41.7	essential guide to every show that matters. Each week, we sift through the very best in Prestige
0:46.4	TV to help you decide what's worth spending your time on and what isn't. So join me, James Dyer,
0:51.1	as well as venerable TV critics, Boyd Hilton and Kay Ribeiro,
0:56.4	and let us help take the stress out of your downtime.
0:59.9	The Pilot TV podcast, because you can't watch everything.
1:03.4	Step into our confessional.
1:04.5	Confess all.
1:05.7	We won't tell anyone.
1:07.7	Just the entire nation.
1:12.3	From Greatest Hits Radio, Simon Mayo's Confessions.
1:12.8	Oh yeah.
1:14.1	Anyway, listen, welcome.
1:17.8	This is another Confessions podcast from your friends at Greatest Hits Radio.
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