Sisterhood of the Traveling Wind Breaker
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2021
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast Heather checks in on her friends down in the hill country and has some major Absolutely Nots. She isn’t fucking around with weather shaming, COVID shaming or grandma shaming. ITS ENOUGH. She's also getting back into the swing of things, quite literally, playing Golf again and thrilled she made some new friends on the links. That and more!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:06.6 | Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:21.4 | Your host Heather McMahon, what's up everybody? |
| 0:26.3 | Heather McMahon here. Welcome to the absolutely not podcast. |
| 0:30.1 | Oh my God, that voice kills me. |
| 0:32.4 | You have to understand my dream growing up was to be a radio distraught you from 1995. |
| 0:39.5 | Everybody, how are you doing? Let's hit it to ginger with the weather. |
| 0:43.8 | That would have been my jam. |
| 0:45.3 | If I would have been like a 35 year old man in 1995, I would have worked. |
| 0:52.0 | I would have worked at a radio station and fucking crushed it because this voice is my favorite |
| 0:58.5 | voice on the planet. In fact, I just realized I need to re-record my voice mail on my phone. |
| 1:04.7 | You've reached Heather McMahon's line. She can't come to the phone right now because she's probably |
| 1:10.0 | drinking wine or taking a shit. Leave a message. We'll get back to you. |
| 1:15.3 | Oh, what the fuck am I doing? What am I doing today? I don't even know. |
| 1:22.0 | I'm a little frazzled, dazzle. And I'll tell you why. I have been lying to you all the last three |
| 1:26.6 | weeks saying, guys, we have a really exciting guest coming. We have a really exciting guest coming. |
| 1:30.1 | I've got so many guest line up. Did you know that I have friends? |
| 1:32.8 | And then last week, everyone canceled and had to reschedule. So it's still just me. |
| 1:38.8 | But don't worry, we do have guests coming. We're rescheduling this week. We're getting them on the |
| 1:42.9 | docket. Listen, everybody fucking lost power this past week. We lost power here in Atlanta. |
| 1:48.0 | We had a little bit of the cold, but not nearly close to what Tennessee and Texas had. And we're |
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