ET, TU BRUTE?

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2021

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the absolutely not podcast Heather is stepping in her pisces self-loathing season and realizing her physical well being is important but also almost impossible to keep up with. Her pants are tight, her skin is dry and vagina is gaping. Lots of Voicemails and self-indulgent things to discuss!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:18.3	Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:23.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:25.7	How the hell are you doing?
0:26.8	It's March, March Madness.
0:30.6	It's my birthday month and I will expect gifts.
0:35.7	Send them to my office.
0:37.6	I got a PO box.
0:39.6	I'll give you my PO box thing.
0:41.2	Really, if you want to write me letters, I'd love that.
0:43.8	I would love just hear sweet words, a pin-pile, if you will.
0:47.2	Hold on, still thirsty.
0:49.0	Let me take a sip of this.
0:50.4	I'm drinking a spin-dryth.
0:52.4	Squeeze a line.
0:53.8	That's what's up.
0:54.6	Everybody.
0:55.4	I got a lot of bitching to do today.
0:58.1	Got a lot of things on the docket.
0:59.6	I was listening to some of your boys' emails.
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