Sister Wife w/ John Hodgman

The Juice with Solomon Georgio

Team Coco

Society & Culture, Comedy

5 • 785 Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2022

⏱️ 43 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Please rise for the honorable judge John Hodgman! The hilarious author, actor, and humorist (The Daily Show, Dicktown) talks to Solomon about getting hazed as a grown man, sharing a hometown with Conan O’Brien, and the time a legendary sitcom star asked him for pornography. Plus: caller Becky explains the messy circumstances surrounding her co-worker’s mysterious exit.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hello.
0:02.0	Hello.
0:03.0	Hello.
0:05.0	Welcome back to another episode of The Juice.
0:08.0	I'm your host, Solomon Giorgio, comedian, writer, and the main reason O-Town broke up.
0:14.0	My guest today is a comic mastermind.
0:17.0	The crow creator of Dicktown on FXX, he was a long time contributed to The Daily
0:21.6	Show and This American Life.
0:23.5	He currently hosts the hilarious podcast, Judge John Hodgman, where he settles important
0:28.0	issues plaguing the world today like, should the built-in kitchen soap dispenser be filled
0:32.4	with hand soap or dish soap?
0:34.5	Let's give a big juicy welcome to John Hodgman.
0:40.6	Hi, John. How are you doing? I'm doing fine. Thank you, Solomon. How are you? I'm doing wonderful.
0:46.1	You're in New York now, as always. I live in Brooklyn, New York, yes. And I'm doing fine. Fine is correct,
0:52.3	but these days I normally, I normally only ask people like, are you doing okay?
0:56.5	Okay plus or okay minus?
0:58.0	Because that's about the range that I feel that I can offer people anyway.
1:03.0	That's a right.
1:03.8	Somebody asked me recently if I was having fun and I'm like, what a terrible question.
1:10.5	Yeah. It seems unseemly to say, I'm doing great. Why? What could possibly go wrong on a
1:16.7	day like today? Everything can go wrong. Everything can go wrong every day. You know, I think that's the issue.
1:20.7	I think things need to stop going wrong for anybody at all times. Hey, I wouldn't mind if things stopped
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Team Coco, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Team Coco and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.