Unsung Divas w/ Matteo Lane

The Juice with Solomon Georgio

Team Coco

Society & Culture, Comedy

5 • 785 Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Matteo Lane gets baptized by Juice! The stand-up comedian (Colbert, Seth Meyers) and former opera singer makes a strong case that his Italian people have the best gossip culture. Plus: caller Lilian has a wild story about the lengths a former classmate went to in order to keep a high school boyfriend.

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0:00.0	Hello.
0:04.0	Welcome back to another episode of The Juice.
0:09.7	I'm your host, Solomon Giorgio, comedian, writer, and the winner of several dance battles.
0:15.4	Today's guest is a comedian, podcaster, and pasta maker.
0:19.3	He's been featured on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, late night with Seth Myers,
0:23.2	and most recently, Netflix is a joke, The Festival.
0:26.5	Let's give a big, juicy welcome to a very good friend in mine, Mateo Lane.
0:34.7	Hi, Mattel.
0:36.1	Hey.
0:37.3	You look amazing as always.
0:38.8	I'm always happy to see you.
0:40.2	I'm happy to see you too.
0:41.6	I'm trying to look young and cool by putting this neon light behind me because everyone on Twitch does it.
0:47.7	I respect that.
0:48.5	I've given up on the very concept of being young and cool.
0:51.5	And I'm just putting it over the fuck I want in my house.
0:54.0	Yeah. No, that want in my house. Yeah.
0:54.4	No,
0:54.6	I mean,
0:54.8	that's essentially my house.
0:55.7	This is the only thing because I was on Twitch for a while.
0:58.5	That was not having money during the pandemic.
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