Bottle Service w/ Sydnee Washington

The Juice with Solomon Georgio

Team Coco

Society & Culture, Comedy

5 • 785 Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Sydnee Washington is VERY generous with the juice. She fesses up to Solomon about her misadventures growing up in New York, including trying to fit in with the fast girls and waitressing at clubs. Plus: caller Abby recalls the time in middle school she had a front-row seat to some infidelity. If you want to hear your story on the Mailbag or Juiceline, send it in! Visit teamcoco.com/heyjuice.

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0:00.0	Hello.
0:04.0	Hello.
0:05.0	Hello.
0:07.0	Welcome back to another episode of The Juice.
0:10.0	I'm your host, Solomon Giorgio, comedian, writer, and formerly known as Little Piggy that cried all the way home.
0:17.0	My guest today is a neon-loving dancing queen who literally gets down to brass tacks in her
0:22.9	podcast, the unofficial expert and hobby hunter. Let's give a big juicy welcome to Sydney, Washington.
0:33.5	Hello, Solomon. I'm here. You look amazing. You always look amazing. Your cheekbones always at the highest point.
0:40.3	Yeah, but you know what? I've been watching Instagram too much and I'm watching the like makeup tutorials and the Instagram girlies and now I'm like, do I need Botox? Do I need filler? Do I need like, I'm like, should I do the threading? Like it's insane. I like, it's crazy right now. We don't need it. We don't. We don't. I'm like, should I do the threading? Like, it's insane. I, like, it's crazy right now.
0:55.0	We don't need it.
0:56.4	We don't.
0:57.2	We don't.
0:57.8	We don't. I'm going to get it, but we don't need it.
1:00.6	The brainwashing is working.
1:02.9	Oh, I just, I feel like I want to be, oh, God, I want to look like my face is sliding back.
1:08.4	Okay.
1:09.0	Wait, did you watch Bling Empire?
1:11.9	No.
1:13.0	There's a guy on there that did threading in his nose and he's doing it in his cheeks
1:17.7	and it's just too much.
1:20.1	But I could see why he's obsessed and he keeps going back.
1:23.3	So is it like not look okay?
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